Humor Running Jokes

We can all benefit from a some running humor.

[94] Humor Running Jokes Herunterladen. Luckily there are a few funny running quotes and jokes to keep you from getting too serious. How did the barber win the foot race. What does a runner drink when she is in last place.

What race is never run. 27 jokes about running that will make you laugh then cry my running form could be described as drunk woman slowly being chased by no one. Police believe it may be race related.

Running jokes 1 two hikers on a trail came around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 75 yards up the trail. What do you call running while listening to your favorite rapper. What s the hardest thing about running cross country.

One hiker drops his backpack sits down throws off his boots and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes. Running joke of the day. When you re in the thick of training running can start to feel a bit draining.

A man was shot with a starting pistol then beaten to death with a relay baton. The bear spies them and begins running toward them at a full gallop. A marathon runner walks into a bar.